She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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