i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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