how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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