I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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