your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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