I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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