they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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