forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You are the jesus of drinking
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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