what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I think your dad took our porno
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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