WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
is wine microwaveable?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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