One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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