She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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