brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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