I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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