Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He shit in the fireplace
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