Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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