is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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