so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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