i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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