Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
