For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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