I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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