Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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