So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
