Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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