Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Enjoy the penises
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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