Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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