what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Bang-toberfest begins!!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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