Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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