The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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