he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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