Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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