she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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