I'm laying in your front yard are you home
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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