Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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