You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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