My brain says no but my pants say off.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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