yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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