The maid of honor just puked.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I feel like a drive thru vagina
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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