dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Randomize
