her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
