Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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