My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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