I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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