Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We left the knife in your bed.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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