I wannas sexs uuuuu
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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