Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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