I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
soo... how was my night?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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