shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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