took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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