They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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