need another drink. this is the easiest way
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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