He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
