I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
