My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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