Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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