super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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