What should our trivia night team be named?
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bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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