I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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